Re: Happy Birthday Bethy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BethG · BethG on Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:31 am

Let's just say there's room for improvement! Hubby cut firewood all afternoon and then started having leg cramps while DTD. Coitus interuptus, anyone? We did eventually finish though, lol.

mscherry42 · mscherry42 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:06 am

Reminds of an R Kelly song.

lindzee · lindzee on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:16 am

LOL!! That is too funny Beth and Ms. Cherry!!

mscherry42 · mscherry42 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:22 am

I found the lyrics:

Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...

skyllar · skyllar on Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:43 pm

Beth and mscherry - You are TOOO funny. Made me smile! Smile/happy