THE BIRDS. And more because just The Birds is not long enough apparantly.

I hate birds. Yes I do. I don't care if that is very ungreen of me, I hate birds. Well all birds except grackles, we have an agreement.

The property next to us has 15 foot oleander bushes all around the edge of it. Hundreds of migrating birds spend the winter, yes, you guessed it, 15 feet from my bedroom. I can hear them right now. They all chirp their fool heads off in the evening as the sun is going down. Then like somebody flipped a switch dead silence. Then at the abosulte butt crack of dawn (~ 5 am) it is like somebody flipped the switch back on and there are 100s of them chirping away as loud as they can. They are quiet during the day, but at sunrise and sunset........

Not to mention every tree in my yard -- underneath it is coated with a layer of bird poop. In my barn, every horizontal surface (all the rails) is covered with bird poop. Anywhere you put your hand - bird poop. In the water tank - bird poop. It grosses me out soo bad. Why do they poop where they drink?

I wish I had a big cannon - I would scare them BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! until they all went away.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: DM you gave me such a great laugh!!!!!!!!! thanks...I know you're serious and I am sorry to laugh at you but you are so funny!Hubby is the same,where I lived in France we had nighting gales,they sang true to their name ALL night.He called them zombie birds and cursed that we werent in the states where he could get a shot gun! :lol:

lol, you're too funny Dolly M! I actually like birds, except grackles! LMAO! I do hate the geese that hang around my work though. They POOP all over the place. But songbirds, yep, my family has been casual birdwatchers and feeders since way back when.

So how do you feel about the movie ,"The Birds??"

lol - that movie doesn't bother me, because I don't have to deal with everything coated with bird poop from it, and it doesn't wake me up every morning lol.

Angel wrote:HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: DM you gave me such a great laugh!!!!!!!!! thanks...I know you're serious and I am sorry to laugh at you but you are so funny!Hubby is the same,where I lived in France we had nighting gales,they sang true to their name ALL night.He called them zombie birds and cursed that we werent in the states where he could get a shot gun! :lol:

The neighbors have a rooster which is at least 10 years old, because I have heard it ever since we moved here. It must be blind or chronologically challenged. It goes ''cock-a-doodle-doo'' ALL HOURS of the night. I have heard it at 10 pm, midnight, 2 am, 4 am, and all times before, after, and in-between. Alot of nights I wish I had a gone to send that rooster to chicken heaven lol.